https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/whats_the_happiest_5word_sentence_you_could_hear/chb38xf/

Accidentally ordered a fridge

https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/aoyr67/a_lot_of_people_had_to_google_this/eg52ioo/

[WP] You've accidentally killed three super-villains. Now the FBI thinks you're the next big superhero, and all the superheroes, who know you aren't, think you're the next big super-villain vying for territory.

https://old.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/ao4jiw/wp_youve_accidentally_killed_three_supervillains/efycu6o/

[WP] You find the "lizard people rule the world" conspiracy to be absolutely inane. After all, you're one of them and you ain't running shit.

https://old.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/anqnm5/wp_you_find_the_lizard_people_rule_the_world/efvdyvf/

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/am6gyq/ladies_of_reddit_how_did_a_guy_ruin_their_chances/

You've been granted one wish by the Douchebag Genie. He takes advantage of people's poor wording when making wishes to screw them over. What do you wish for?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9kfmtz/youve_been_granted_one_wish_by_the_douchebag/

Can't afford therapy without a job

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ajf7ds/whats_the_most_fucked_up_thing_youve_seen_someone/eew0ftu/

The American Dream

https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/blob/master/Stories/American-Dream.md

World Bee Collapse May Boil Down to a Vicious Mite and an Overlooked Idea

https://www.inverse.com/article/52529-scientists-finally-understand-why-varroa-mites-kill-bees

Robotic dildo barred from top tech showcase, prompting sexism claims

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/jan/08/ces-dildo-gender-sex-toy-ose-personal-massager

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/adwq9v/da_girl_gets_video_of_dad_coaching_her_to_lie/edl7qld/

I'm a Brit and America, your health care system is torturing me

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/04/opinions/american-health-care-system-torturing-me-crilly/index.html

[WP] Aliens have realized humans advance more quickly during times of conflict, and have tried to push humanity into wars to see what happens. However, that changes when they start WW2 and humans harness the power of the atom.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/a0vxyv/wp_aliens_have_realized_humans_advance_more/eal39zi/

Why government stuff often costs so much.

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/a0iwoy/3700_generators_and_666_sinks_fema_contractors/eaixn0n/

Brain damage is scary

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/9s563m/update_my_husband_is_not_bonding_with_our_5_week/

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/9rd7p8/men_are_afraid_women_will_laugh_at_them_women_are/

Regarding the success of pay-to-win in China.

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/9ug1q7/blizzard_changed_the_diablo_profile_picture_back/e94d4ar/

[WP] You're the clumsiest, ditziest and most unprepared villain that has ever existed. However, exactly these traits make you impossible to catch by the heroes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9of4nh/wp_youre_the_clumsiest_ditziest_and_most/e7twaz5/

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9stn76/schizophrenics_of_reddit_what_were_the_first/

Much has changed in 100 years.

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/9nfr3r/til_only_10_scouts_earned_the_invention_merit/e7m9waa/?context=1